Ah, the auld Polygraph. An electronic device renowned in the USA by it’s supporters as the all knowing, the arbitrator of truth. If you’fail’ it then there is only one reason. You lied. Simples.
But your honour may I call my one and only needed witness to put to bed, with a lovely cup of horlicks, a pinch humour and copious amounts eloquence and reason any and all nonsense.
Matt Orchid, take a bow son…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JYYQT4sqVgs&t=14s&pp=ygUMbWF0dCBvcmNoYX
